martes, 29 de noviembre de 2016

Cartoon Wars Part II

In my previous entry, I began my countdown of best cartoons of all time with three different styles that were effective in their own right to earn the privilege of making it into my list. I was thinking I can actually rank them as my Cartoon Wars series grows, so for now the prelude of each blog will feature an updated ranking of the animated series:

#1. Batman The Animated Series (incredibly sharp and excellent production)

#2. Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends (way, way, way ahead of its time, heavily influenced Southpark, Ren & Stimpy, Monty Python, The Simpsons, and many others)

#3. Animaniacs (wit comedy of the 1920s and 30s, well molded into the 90s)

Now, on to today's three:

Scooby Doo, Where are you!

Like my first entry in which I included Animaniacs and I mentioned that while it was a great cartoon, it wasn't on the same level as The Simpsons, Batman or Southpark, something similar happens with Scooby-Doo. SD is a great cartoon, and that's pretty much about it. It's a great animated series that gets a lot of respect. It's so great, that Southpark featured an episode that payed a very beautiful tribute to Scooby-Doo.

The Scooby Doo gang

Its greatness comes from pioneering in many areas where other animated series barely gave a glimpse. It was one of the first cartoons to feature a group of friends, with a regular and recurrent theme. Next, it was one of the first (if not the first) cartoons to feature a recurrent theme about mystery and investigacion in detective format. It also was the first saturday morning cartoon to feature a laugh-track. Then, it was one of the first (if not the first) cartoons to actually deal with the horror/mystery/suspense genre, while simultaneously being a comedy/family oriented. This last element is in my opinion what makes Scooby-Doo a great cartoon. It actually acknowledge the possibilty of the existence of ghosts and paranormal phenomena, but at the end of the day, slammed it with a scientific and reasonable explanation that it was all caused by humans that planned elaborate hoaxes with personal interests on achieving an evil goal.

Another strength of Scooby-Doo is that it pioneered the "ensemble" characters that became the norm in the eventual TV Sitcoms of the 90s. You had the straight-faced guy, the beauty queen, the nerdy chick and the stoner hippie, along with a cowardly but lovable dog, each one with its own distinct personalities but somehow molded perfectly as a whole. So while adults had their own detective/crime investigation shows, Scooby-Doo was a cartoon with a detective/crime premise, but oriented for kids. It's one of those cases where the whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

On to the technical and visible variables, the drawings were nice. The scenario (dark and spooky most of the time) was fantastic. The music and soundtrack were perhaps the best elements to give Scooby-Doo the scary feel it needed to produce a combination of both suspense and entertainment for kids.

Most of the episodes featured believable plots (for both adults and kids), and the consistency of how the group worked to solve each mistery was always well developed. It was a great cartoon because it provided enough material for the audience to enjoy, as well as make the viewers interact with the characters. I mean, ask yourself:
  • How many times did you try to solve the mistery on your own?
  • How many times did you try to solve the mistery before the gang?
I'm sure the answer to both questions is: "more than I can remember". And that's why Scooby-Doo belongs in the list.

Tom and Jerry

I'm sure you have heard that old saying: "sometimes you get more with less". That is the logic with Tom and Jerry. It's a simple cartoon about one of the simplest things one could imagine that could occur in our own houses:  A cat and mouse chase.

Tom and Jerry
For more than 20 years Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse entertained crowds over and over again, with countless plots, plans, battles, wars, you name it. It never got old and it incorporated a tremendous amount of violence, never seen before in cartoons. Sure, no characters were "killed" per se, but a 20 Ton wrecking ball falling over Tom Cat's head was enough to send a message to cats all over the world not to mess with any mice!


Another strong aspect is how the cartoons incorporated music with the plot and flow of the episode. The soundtrack no longer was unrelated to the show. Instead, the characters acted, moved, danced and behaved along with the beat, rythm and pauses of the music, which was mostly classical. Therefore, it also served to popularize the works of Chopin and Liszt.

While running during the 1940s and 50s, most of the routine of each short ran a vaudeville-like act. The characters never spoke (although secondary characters would), which one could say was the only element of realism in the show when it came to viewing it as a cartoon about a cat and a mouse. Everything else had Tom and Jerry interacting as if there were two regular human beings who battled each other endlessly, one predating and the other one for survival.

Tom and Jerry was the first hit cartoon of legendary producers William Hanna and Joseph Barbera, who went on to produce several other successful shows including Scooby Doo (named earlier), The Smurfs, Top Cat, Huckeberry Hound, The Jetsons, The Flinstones and many others. As time passed, it was passed on to other animated show legends such as Chuck Jones, and then to Warner Bros.

I wish I could really tak more about this cartoon, but like I said at the beginning, sometimes you get more with less, and that is the case with Tom and Jerry.

Looney Toons

Undoubtly, the best cartoon show of the golden era of animation.


What else can be said about Bugs Bunny and his friends, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Tweety Bird, Sylvester the Cat, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, Marvin the Martian, Pepe Le Pew, Speedy Gonzales, Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, the Tasmanian Devil and many others.

Each character is a complex portrayal of human personalities and emotions, and I guess that is where the success of the show rests:
  • Bugs Bunny: the level headed, "know-it-all", clever one of the pack, who normally outsmarts everyone else. He has many catchphrases that became legendary in popular culture, such as "what's up Doc?" and "of course, you realize this means war!" He is highly confident of himself, and sometimes comes across a bit cocky. I always perceived him as the leader of the looney toons, and that's why his somewhat "best friend/arch-rival" Daffy Duck is jealous of him all the time. I think Bugs represents the well-being human we all want to be at the end of the day: smart, good natured, down to Earth, honest and fair.
  • Daffy Duck: to me, Daffy was the second in command in the Looney Toons pack. Unlike Bugs who was pretty much consistent for the duration of the show, Daffy underwent several personality changes, that ranged from the most evil, to the most good hearted person you could ever see. Sometimes he would be Bugs antagonist, and other times he would be his best friend. He would also play a pilot, an astronaut, a cowboy, a robber, a nurse, a baby sitter, a detective, a nerd, a bully... the range of characters was so wide you could argue it could be infinite. Overall, Daffy represents the emotions that deal with ambition, such as greed, envy and jealousy. He had this inferiority complex, always feeling (or actually becoming) second fiddle to someone else, whether if it was Bugs or Marvin the Martian during the conquering of Planet X. Daffy isn't really a bad person, it's just that he feels he has to overcome and surpass everyone around him, even if those people are way more talented or successful than he is. As an adult now, I will go as far as saying that Daffy Duck is by far the most complex character of Looney Toons.

  • Porky Pig: Porky split his time between being a sidekick of Bugs, Daffy, or someone else, and having shows where he was on his own. Personally, I preferred Porky as a sidekick rather than seeing him on his own. I say this because the character to which he was sidekick of, normally lost touch with reality, and Porky normally brought them back to the real world. Porky represents the sentimental side of human emotions, being very soft-spoken, quiet and well-mannered and sometimes even extremely shy of himself. That doesn't mean he was weak or soft. He was innocent but straight when it counted. Most of the times he was a follower, and when the main character had lost the battle, he would come back to the rescue and save the day. Porky became a huge influence in other sidekick characters in cartoons to follow, such as Penny in Inspector Gadget and Spot in Hong Kong Phooey.
  • Elmer Fudd: Elmer was a classic hunter, wealthy industrialist character. He was the main atagonist of Bugs Bunny, always looking to kill him during "rabbit season", which apparently he never got right. He also hunts Daffy during "duck season" as well. I'm quite sure he's somewhat of a reference to the typical American country man, who would live a life of leisure in the city and go hunting on vacations or weekends, not minding or caring for the consequences of hunting. 99% of the time he's outsmarted by Bugs. He fared a bit better against Daffy, either because Daffy is not as clever as Bugs, or because Bugs simply set some trap that benefited him, but threw Daffy under the bus.
  • Tweety Bird: my favorite character. Tweety is as deceiving as you can imagine. He looks and talks like a female, but he's actually male (and a true male, as shown in a few episodes in which he falls in love with some female bird); even his name is so... well... I don't even know how to describe it.... I mean, it's so goody goody, but hey, that's the least deceiving characteristic of him. He looks incredibly innocent and incapable of doing any harm to anyone, however nothing could be farther from the truth. He's very malicious and aggressive, and will do anything to make sure his adversaries suffer. Tweety represents that fake side humans have, and that feeling that sometimes even the most innocent people are capable of inflicting huge amount of pain and damage, to larger or shorter degree. 
  • Sylvester James Pussycat, Sr: Sylvester is the equivalent of Tom (from Tom and Jerry), with a few differences, such as the fact that he talks (and talks with a lisp). Sylvester is also a bit less emotional than Tom, meaning that he actually develops plans and schemes to try to foil his opponent (Tweety Bird most of the time). Athough being an antagonist, he would never give up and he was incredibly persistent. I respected Sylvester when I was a kid, because I liked his interactions with his son, who really looked up to him more than a father figure, like a superhero. Sylvester represents your average person who keeps trying after failing. I also liked that sometimes he would switch sides and become a good character, most notably against Elmer.
  • Yosemite Sam: undoubtly, Sam is the most violent character in Looney Toons. He has a tougher personality, he keeps yelling all the time and overall, has a more violent spirit. Whether he portrays a hunter, a guard, a viking or a cowboy, he always storms the room shooting his guns and screaming all over the place. While Elmer was the mannered antagonist, Sam would simply never compromise. He would also never win against Bugs, even if everything set in place would favor him, such as the time he tied Bugs up on a trampoline, and began to cut the trampoline with a saw, only to have the platform where he was standing on fall down, and the trampoline inexplicably stay firm in mid-air, against the law of gravity (but then again, Bugs didn't know much about law overall!!)
  • Foghorn Leghorn: I really hated this character. I guess it was because I never really dug southern accents during my childhood. He's an anthropomorphic roosted, who is extremely cocky, to the point of being delusional. He's also very loud and obnoxious, and tries to get away with it even if whatever he is doing is not good. He represents that flamboyant aspect humans have, presuming about what they don't have and talking more and doing and achieving less.
  • Marvin the Martian: next to Tweety, my other favorite character. Marvin is the epytome of efficiency and coldness. He doesn't hesitate to do whatever it takes in order to achieve his goals. He can be incredibly good and he can be increibly evil; it doesn't matter, which ever way is the best for him to reach his objective. I also like the way he tries to "negotiate" first, before engaging in a confrontation. Most of the time the other part doesn't agree with his proposals (which are quite fair and clever), because they deem him as small and not tough enough. Therefore, after negotiations fail, what happens next is a tremendous conflict of gigantic proportions: nations are blown, planets are blown, you name it. Marvin is also very funny, and as competent as he is, to me, he represents efficiency.
  • Pepe Le Pew: undoubtly represents the romantic side in all humans, constantly in the search of love. Unfortunately, being a skunk, his romantic pursuits flee away from him, which I guess kind of represents that tweak we all have that makes our partners break up with us for whatever reason.
  • Speedy Gonzales: if Sylvester was the equivalent of Tom, then Speedy is the equivalent of Jerry. It's as simple as that. Speedy is nothing more than a Jerry, who can speak with a mexican accent, and has the brains and cleverness of Bugs Bunny. Most of his shorts (if not all) involved him outsmarting Sylvester or any other cat (or cats) in cat and mouse chases.

  • Wily E. Coyote and the Road Runner: I can't say much about these two, because as you may or may not know, these two characters were released as a parody/spin-off of Tom and Jerry. Surprisingly, despite already having Sylvester, Tweety and Speedy Gonzales, Wily and the Road Runner became a huge hit for the Looney Toons. Let's just say Wily is not smart (despite him thinking he is), and the Road Runner is too clever and is impossible to catch.
  • Tasmanian Devil: I had to mention him! I mean, this is the wildest, craziest, most unpredictable character of all. He has zero patience, has huge apetite, and spins like a vortex through everything. The most amazing thing is that he wasn't too popular in the original 1950s run when he first appeared, but gained huge popularity during the 1990s.


There you have it, today's three!


miércoles, 9 de noviembre de 2016

Donald Trump, the 45th President of my country

Sometime last year I remember laughing out loud at this image posted on Twitter:




Last night, there wasn't any laughing at all. Instead, shock and awe.

This morning, as I drove to my work I kept asking myself the same question over and over: How exactly did Donald Trump win this election? I recalled the image and remembered a year ago thinking to myself, that while funny and original, it had some truth in it, meaning that despite any consideration or adversity faced, there was indeed a true and real chance that Donald Trump would win the election, despite most people being sure he wouldn't. Most of my friends are as puzzled as you can imagine, with no answers at all on what happened and why did it happen.

As I felt the enlightenment, I realized Trump won not because he's a good politician, but because he's an excellent marketer and an excellent salesman. After a lot of thought I came up to the conclussion that Trump not only taught America a political lesson, he taught the world three Sales and Marketing mastery life-lessons, that only time will tell, if it's worth paying for or not:

1. Have a brand and a slogan

I never really understood why Hillary didn't have a slogan, let alone a catchy slogan. Trump on the other hand from day one, stood for his four words that would become synonymous of what he believed in. "Make America Great Again".

Whatever Trump could say, do, comment, harrass or tweet, it didn't really matter, because all I could think of whenever I heard the name Trump and the words "presidential election", my mind immediately associated it with the words "Make America Great Again". You could read it in his twitter, on his facebook, on his caps, hats, posters, podiums, over and over non-stop.

Brand + Slogan = Success
Trump backed up his slogan with his brand name, TRUMP. I mean, you see it in all his towers. So how can you not associate TRUMP with Make America Great Again? One goes with the other! Where there's one, there's the other one. They're never without each other.

Hillary on the other hand, I guess she had a couple of slogans here and there, but in the end, nothing was definitive or conclusive. Trump's slogan had a huge weight right from the start of the campaign, and never, never, not even for a single second, did his slogan left him alone. Keep in mind the lesson to be learned here is HAVE A SLOGAN. We're not even talking about the type or meaning of the slogan... yet. That is my next point...

2. Have a slogan with a meaning... even if it isn't true!

I remember when I first read (or heard) the words "Make America Great Again", I thought to myself:

"wow, that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. America IS the greatest country on the planet. Why is Trump talking about making it "great again"? It's already great!"

Well, turns out I belong to the minority who think that America is not great and that more importantly, America has to be great again.

Trump living his slogan

Trump reminds me of that handsome man that flirts with your wife of seven years of marriage. Your wife has been loyal, faithful, loving, but for some reason the chemistry, the sparks, the passion, it's all gone now. So all of a sudden this handsome man shows up and places his arm around her and whispers in her ear in a very grave and seductive voice: "listen dear, everything's going to be alright. Let's go out and get a cup a coffee." And then, over that seemingly innocent cup of coffee, she tells him about how things used to be, while he promises her to treat her like the fine Lady she is and she deserves to be treated like, and compliments her with wine, caviar, and eventually delivers a night full of passion.

Today november 9th, there is no doubt in my mind that America IS the greatest country on the planet. However, Trump's slogan achieved what seemed impossible: it made 59 million people believe that America IS NOT the greatest country on the planet, and more importantly, it made them believe that Trump and only Trump is the one person that is able to change that reality (or illusion) and make America THE greatest nation on Earth.

You see, regardless if you like it or not, Trump's slogan isn't true. My argument is quite simple: If America isn't the greatest nation on Earth, then which one is it?

China? Nope. Impossible, they have like 1,2 million people, half of them in poverty.
Japan? Nope. Too small, not enough resources.
Russia? Not a chance. Too much corruption and oligarchy.
Germany? They wish.
Great Britain? In their dreams
Canada? Oh, come on...

So which one is it?

The is no nation on the planet that is greater than the United States of America. Yet somehow Trump deceived almost 60 million people, that some other nation in the world IS the greatest nation on Earth (or at least, greater than the US). Which nation is it? Well, Trump never actually mentioned it. And that's the beauty of his slogan. He said his slogan, he repeated his slogan, he wore his slogan, he breathed his slogan.

He made a masteful use of a red herring, by giving a logical fallacy that led people toward a non-existent fact.

3. Promise, with no actual plan.

If you've seen that masterpiece of Frank Capra and Jimmy Stewart, "It's a wonderful life" you'll probably remember one of George Bailey's most iconic quotes:

“What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary. ”

"It's a Wondeful life" is a perfect movie. It's a 10 out of 10. It's a masterpiece. If you haven't seen it, you haven't seen anything in life. There are so many other memorable moments in that movie, I can write two blogs about it. However, this particular quote relates to the topic on hand because of one simple reason: There is absolutely NO WAY someone can throw a lasso around the moon and pull it down for someone, regardless of how much that person loves his/her significant other.

George Bailey in action, conquering his lady's heart

George is being romantic. That's it. In the end, he just want's Mary's love and that's it. In order to get it, he devises several plots, including dancing with her, visiting her, being nice to her, and well... offering her to pull down the moon with a lasso, which like I said before, is impossible. Of course, there is absolutely no way Mary will want the moon, or even say the word to order George to pull it down. Mary just want to hear those pretty words, and imagine... even if it is for one minute, how beautiful the moon would look in front of her as George pulls it down for her.

One of Trump first promises was as astounding (if not, more) as George's moon pulling-down promise:

"If I get elected, I'm going to build a wall on the US-Mexican border, and I'll make Mexico pay for it".

During all of 2016, not one day, not even ONE SINGLE DAY, anyone confronted, questioned and asked Trump, how exactly is he planning to build the wall, and more importantly, how is he planning on making Mexico pay for it? At least George gave away his plan, telling Mary that he'd throw a lasso. Trump didn't even give away anything!

Yes I know, there were some vague questions here and there, but never a direct confrontation with a direct answer from him. He just kept repeating the same thing over and over: We'll build the wall, and Mexico will pay for it.

59 million Marys... I mean, Americans, heard Trump's words and imagine, from the first day he said them, how beautiful the wall would look in front of the US-Mexico border, as Trump received on behalf of the US government, a gigantic multi-billion Dollar check for "Wall construction services rendered".

4. Sometimes taking the high road doesn't work.

I remember in the early 90s, the console wars between Nintendo and Sega, and how they got nasty at some point during the peak of the NES and the birth of the Genesis. Sega's new console was backed up with an aggressive marketing campaign that featured a very, very hardcore slogan: "Genesis does what Nintendon't." It was quite effective because in four words, it praised the capabilities of the 16-bit Genesis, while degrading the capabilities of the 8-bit Nintendo"

He was relentless and rude. She was silent and polite

During one of the debates between Hillary and Trump, Hillary said something between the lines of "when they go low, we go high", referring to Trump's insults and degrading comments. Apparently, Hillary didn't learn that in politics, sometimes taking the high road doesn't work. The classy act got old really fast and Trump sticked to going low all through the campaign. He was relentless and never paused for breathing. Hillary on the other hand, had her chances on going low, and attack and fulminate Trump, but she missed them. Now, she's paying the consecuence.

5. There is no such thing as bad publicity.

This one is quite simple. Trump:


  • Insulted Vietnam veterans
  • Insulted Iraq veterans
  • Insulted LGBT
  • Insulted muslims
  • Insulted latins
  • Insulted women
  • Insulted, insulted, insulted and kept insulting.


Then, he...


  • Was discovered saying he grabbed women by the pussy
  • Lied about paying taxes
  • Bragged about not paying taxes
  • Bragged about lying about not paying taxes
  • Bragged about buying chinese workforce and manufacturing.


and still, with all this said and done, 59 million Americans, voted for him.

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In my opinion, those are the five main reasons why Trump won this election. A lot can be said about education, ignorance, classes, nationalism, and several other subjects to try to understand what happened during the last 24 hours.

I myself am proud to be an American, and I'm all about the Manifest Destiny, the Mayflower and America for Americans. I posted a while ago that I disagree with some of Trump's ideas, however I agree with others.

Manifest Destiny

I do believe immigration is a huge problem for our country and that while America was the land of opporunities for immigrants decades ago, things have changed in this new Century, and perhaps we may want to look in to that, because America cannot continue to welcome people that run away from their countries just because their countries are not in good shape. I'm not sure a wall is the answer, but I do know that there is a lot of flexibility in the system of moving from another country, to the US.

I also believe that this election proved that facts and achievements sometimes don't matter, and that while Obama will hand over the country with half the unemployment rate he was handed over, half the gas-prices he was handed over, no recession or sub-prime crisis, and no Bin Laden threat, apparently this meant nothing to 59 million Americans.

Who is to blame for the results? The system? Education? Society? Media?

I have both Republican and Democrat friends. I will go as far as saying that most of my Republican friends are rich and spoiled kids, who haven't worked for a living or do not know what it is to work for a living. Most of them started random businesses, and most of them failed, not because of the government or the system, but because they simply have no idea how to run a business. Yet in their minds, there was only one person responsible for the failure of their businesses, and that person was Obama. All of my Republican friends voted for Trump because of this. They bought each one of the five reasons I mentioned above.

I'll also go as far as saying that my Democrat friends voted for Hillary, because they didn't want Trump to win, and not because they really bought Hillary's ideas or philospohy, which brings me to my closing thought:

Donald Trump, the 45th President of my country, won the election because he did exactly what he promised to: he never became a politician. All he did was run a one-year Master's in Sales and Marketing.

And he graduated with honors.

Finally, I've never been a believer of democracy of the masses. It simply does not work. Our world is filled with more ignorance than intelligence. That's why smart people are smart, and smart people should be in charge, so that days like november 8th never happen again. Unfortunately, the world, our world, our planet Earth, and more importantly, our people, us, humans, apparently do not understand that.

That though, will be matter for another time.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 45th President of the United States of America: